Of all the obsessive publicity and incessant attention surrounding Prince William and Kate Middleton, the most interesting item I’ve seen recently was about the Duchess of Cambridge’s nose. Apparently, according to the Transform Cosmetic Surgery Group, her nose was the most popular celebrity lookalike feature in the United Kingdom for 2012 (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/12/kate-middletons-nose-wins-acclaim-and-envy/). The timing is curious since only a few weeks later the unveiling of the official portrait of Kate was met with widespread disappointment (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2260655/Kate-Middleton-Rotten-official-portrait-Duchess-Cambridge-artist-Paul-Emsley-unveiled.html). To my eye, the portrait looks quite accurate in terms of facial proportions, coloring, and even expression . . . yet somehow it is not beautiful. Much more could be said on this topic, but we’ll leave that for another day.